My New Golf Book

Dear Friends,

Many of you may not realize it, but I’ve I have taken up golf again. I have also been very busy putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information I’ve gained through my years of lessons, struggles and experiments. I am very proud of the results, and to assist with my marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I hope you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game much more while you enjoy the great outdoors. The cost is only $9.95. Don’t wait until they’re all gone !!!!

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 – How To Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 – How To Hit A Nike From The Rough, When You Hit A Titleist From The Tee.
Chapter 3 – How To Avoid The Water When You Lie 8 In The Bunker.
Chapter 4 – How To Get More Distance Off The Shank.
Chapter 5 – Using Your Shadow On The Greens To Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 6 – When To Implement Handicap “Management”.
Chapter 7 – How To Rationalize A 6-Hour Round.
Chapter 8 – When Does A Divot Become Classified As Sod.
Chapter 9 – How To Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go In The Water.
Chapter 10 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied The 5th Hole.
Chapter 11 – Using Curse Words Creatively To Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 12 – When To Let A Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.
Chapter 13 – How To Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off The Tee.
Chapter 14 – When To Suggest Swing Corrections To Your Opponents When You’re A 20+ Handicapper.
Chapter 15 – When To Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 16 – Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 17 – Can You Purchase A Better Golf Game?
Chapter 18 – Crying And How To Handle It.
Chapter 19 – Why You Feel The Need To Tell The Group What You Did Wrong On That Last Shot.
Chapter 20 – Why Courses That Don’t Offer Hot Dogs At The Turn Need To Be Napalmed.
Chapter 21 – “FORE” And Other Optional Phrases.

Thanking you in advance for your order.